STDs

The teenage hacker who managed to unlock the iPhone so that it can be used with cellular networks other than AT&T will be trading his reworked gadget for a new car.

George Hotz, of Glen Rock, N.J., said he had reached the deal with CertiCell, a Louisville, Ky.-based mobile phone repair company.

Hotz posted on his blog that he traded his modified iPhone for "a sweet Nissan 350Z and 3 8GB iPhones."

"We do not have any plans on the table right now to commercialize Mr. Hotz' discovery," Daidone said in a statement.

Mash's thoughts:

This fellow is obviously a hater. He could have got so much more for the hacked iPhone. I mean a car and 3 other iPhones? He could have asked for more money. He could have asked for a cut of the profits once the hacked phone is commercialized. He could have sent some of that money this way. He could have even made a mention to us, like a shoutout - to his homeboys above the border. But no, he has severe cases of selfishitis, selfishexia, selfishimia, share-o-phobia, among other STDs (Selfishly Thoughtout Decisions).

Why be a hater, Mr. George Hotz? Believe me, you are, as of now, so far from hot that you are cold. Like the water. In the ice. In Antarctica. At night. In the winter. That's how cold you are. Brrrrrrrrrr. Watch, when this blog becomes world reknowned, we'll hack our own blog and make money off of it too. Watch. You'll see.

[Please Mr. Hotz, don't sue us for defamation of character. It's all good, right homie? You got a slick ride. We got a web log post out of it. It sounds fair to me =)]

Our Very First Sales Pitch

This fine wallpaper - which many of u can get for free - is now available at a moderately affordable price of only $4.99 per download...if you happen to click on the link and somehow manage NOT to download it - we will still charge you. If you click and nothing happens - you will be charged double the going rate - if you even look at the link sideways- we will find a way to charge you .... as soon as we figure out how - your cash is ours. Unfortunately, due to technological differences and its inability to keep up with our vivid, economically robust minds, we will have to rely on the honour system to make our living. So if you download this wallpaper we request that you send us money through a registered online bank...orrrrr send us your credit card number and expiry date via email (smarticulators@gmail.com) ...we arent all that picky really.

Some might be wondering why this wallpaper is only offered in 1024x768 - this is my attempt at imposing my will that each and every desktop be configured to this resolution. It's my secret desire that computers everywhere be configured on these settings...simply because i like the way those numbers are arranged.

Others might be wondering why something you can get for free is being price tagged on a blog which only has 4 readers? this is a good question - unfortunately i am running out of room and don't want to make this post any longer than it allready is...hence i cannot in good conscious answer your question...

My random quote of the night

There are complainers in life, then there are do-ers, some complain and do but they might as well do what they complain about cuz they sure as hell aren't doing what they were supposed to do except to complain.

No time to blog.

I was just thinking how I am so flippin' busy that I hardly have the time to do anything anymore, let alone write up pointless blog messages. This feeling has been on my mind for the past few days now so I thought that I should document it.

And AB and Mash, get off my case. I will post a message whenever I feel like it. I don't need you two horses galloping all over me, threatening me and my family. Back off.

Just, back off.

BTW guys, you two haven't posted in a while...what say, do one up? Do it! Just do it! Fila.

Mr. MR

Hello all.

I am Mash. You can call me Mashy, Mash Potatoes, Mashcarena, Mashkara (who some individuals have officially adopted as my name), Mashquerade, and some other vulgar ones that are a little too much for an introduction. I am a man of principle. Well, many principles actually. One principle, is you can call me whatever you want, so long as I know, that you are talking, to me.

If you guys have had the unfortunate experience of actually seeing me around, and worse, actually looking at my face, you will know that my inclusion into the Smarticulators is nothing more than being the token ugly fellow in the group to help make those around me look more beautiful. I say that's absolutely rubbish. Me? Brought in to make others look better? Please. Get real. That's absolutely insulting and degrading.

AB and Hamza are blessed with intense beauty, and you definitely don't need to use my ugliness to show that.

I digress.

Okay, I realize that I am rambling. And when I ramble, I end up relaying my life story and I'd much rather prefer to keep this post short (because that's the kind of guy I am - I'm short - get it? get it?).

So I will keep it simple now and merely state what my purpose is in this vast, diverse collection of 3 bloggers.

I am taking business administration, and since this venture is fueled with the craving of money, my fellow bloggers (in disguise) feel that my expertise will actually bring in the revenue. As much as I know they are wrong, I will do my best to prove them right.

[fine print: yeah right, cough cough...even if I bring money in, I'll probably keep it all to myself anyways. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaah]

So why did we start this blog?

Aristotle once said, "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Dear reader, what would you say to opportunity, if it knocks on your door? Would you open the door? Would you study it through the peephole? Or would you simply pretend you heard nothing and move right along?

Some other time, then, Aristotle summed up the answer best when he stated, "Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear? The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. However, the second best thing for you is: to die soon."

Blogging without purpose, on purpose, is to non-purposely blog on purpose itself. And that's what AB and I shook hands on as we cut the golden ribbon and ushered in this next stage of our friendship.

This is why we started this blog.

This is why. Now, open up your wallets, and do the honorable thing.

On AB's comic post:

Please read the following after the post below:

I hardly found it amusing, let alone funny. And apparently I know AB. So how do I find something that wasn't originally funny to be twice as funny, this too at AB's insistence and dare I say sly confidence, deeming it and expecting it to be funny, while clearly I did NOT find it funny, not even slightly funny, while, again, he was confident it would be funny and more so doubly as funny given the requisite condition of knowing him? I'm serious here. Not trying to be funny. At all.

Paramedic 4 Lyfe

i'm bored - and while surfing the monstrosity we all like to call the world wide web - i came across this funny yet poignant comic...for those of you who know me - this will be twice as funny - for those of you who don't ....well....it won't be...




















btw - this is a webcomic by the name of ctrl-alt-del. Check it out if your as bored as i am:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/

Worth my 2 cents...

Picture a guy. Mid-30's and wearing black leather jacket and leather pants. And riding a Harley bike. And you know what's the most intriguing aspect of it all? It's on the 401.

It's All About the Money

Two questions many of you might have are: What is this and why are we reading it? I've never been an avid Blog reader - and i've never really subscribed to an RSS feed - so how did this blog start and what makes me think anyone would ever read it? Well to answer the first question - this blog was the brainchild of a late night msn convo....yes....i know what your thinking....anything thought up over on msn is a bad idea....a really bad idea....being the smart-alecs we are - we decided to pursure it anyways. The answer to the second question is very simple - we expect about 4 people to actually come to this site and read the stuff we put up - half of those ppl will undoubtedly be blood relatives and the other half we suspect are wannabe spammers (note to the spammers - please email me at eatmyspam@gmail.com - i await your reply with bated breath).

Basically we have no game plan - no ideas - and no real motivation to do anything worthwhile with this blog. That being said - our immediate concern is to make money - and hence - we will try to sell you anything and everything we own - including our own souls if need be - to make a few extra dollars on the side. Having just recently obtained our undergraduate degrees - we set out into the wide world with wide-eyed hope - waiting for the cash to flow into our pockets. Alas - this was not the case - and in our confused/dellusional state of hope - we decided to chronicle our eventual journey as we become multi-millionaires...and yes - once we hook u with watever fancy-yet-useless product we think up next - we will charge you an exhorbitant amount of money to purchase - so that we can become filthy, filthy rich. Now that we've informed everyone of our intentions - we expect immediate results....like now....right now....give us your money .... please....