So I saw this beautiful girl today and I was taken aback by her beauty. I wanted to drive right into her, but she felt distant. Many others though also seemed to want to drive right into her. And as if to smack me in the face, all paths lead right into her. Those lucky ones that have seen her up close before describe her beauty in fantasizing superlatives. May she forever continue to glisten under the warming auspices of the sun.Damn, I wanna climb her soon.
Here's a piece of advice...just make sure to bring the right equipment. I hear it can get pretty dangerous.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteHamza said the "f" word. He said "beautiful". That's the worst "f" word there is!
How utterly grotesque.
[There must be something in the pita wrap I just ate]
Really??? I was always under the impression that "telefone" was the worst "f" word in existence??? Have I been lied to this ENTIRE time!!!
ReplyDelete*Sheba curls up into the fetal position, and rocks herself back and forth*