Look out Abdamza Habdullah! You've officially got competition for best looking couple. Apparently, an abandoned monkey has found true love with a pigeon. Word is the 12 week old macaque was abandoned by his mother and was on the brink of death.
According to staff at the sanctuary, the 'blossoming relationship' helped to revive the macaque and give it a new lease on life.
The crazy part is that this is actually the third interspecies episode in recent memory. Earlier this year a pig raised a tiger cub and raised him along with her piglets, and another story of a baby deer named Mi-lu befriending a lurcher named Geoffrey emerged sometime in 2005.
Mash's thoughts:
Wow. Isn't this exactly what Disney-Pixar movies are made out of? A truly exceptional exemplification of how life imitates art.
Now, more seriously (yes Mashy can be serious too you know), I found that there are some underlying morals that can be learned from this spectacle. I know we all love the monkey, so instead, let's give some airtime to the pigeon. As I know many of us hate pigeons and their pooping parades, I felt compelled to point out that, if this monkey can find something to love in this pigeon, can't we humans, as far more emotionally advanced, do the same?
Now I'm not saying graciously accept pigeons pooping on us. Because according to the most recent surveys, pooping on people is still considered bad. Instead, we must learn to accept and tolerate the pigeon, even though we may hate the poop that comes along with it (or most of us, anyways). I mean, just look at how cute that picture is. Can you really hate a pigeon after looking at a picture like this? And while it's true that the monkey is what makes this picture awesome, can't the pigeon at least be cool-by-association?
According to staff at the sanctuary, the 'blossoming relationship' helped to revive the macaque and give it a new lease on life.
The crazy part is that this is actually the third interspecies episode in recent memory. Earlier this year a pig raised a tiger cub and raised him along with her piglets, and another story of a baby deer named Mi-lu befriending a lurcher named Geoffrey emerged sometime in 2005.
Mash's thoughts:
Wow. Isn't this exactly what Disney-Pixar movies are made out of? A truly exceptional exemplification of how life imitates art.
Now, more seriously (yes Mashy can be serious too you know), I found that there are some underlying morals that can be learned from this spectacle. I know we all love the monkey, so instead, let's give some airtime to the pigeon. As I know many of us hate pigeons and their pooping parades, I felt compelled to point out that, if this monkey can find something to love in this pigeon, can't we humans, as far more emotionally advanced, do the same?
Now I'm not saying graciously accept pigeons pooping on us. Because according to the most recent surveys, pooping on people is still considered bad. Instead, we must learn to accept and tolerate the pigeon, even though we may hate the poop that comes along with it (or most of us, anyways). I mean, just look at how cute that picture is. Can you really hate a pigeon after looking at a picture like this? And while it's true that the monkey is what makes this picture awesome, can't the pigeon at least be cool-by-association?
I'd like you all to send your donations to help pigeons around the world. Please send your cash and cheques to the Pigeons' Ethical Treatment Assocation (PETA) via Smarticulators. Let's not be cruel to any animals. Why? Because PETA said so.
[Mini-contest Time! Whoever can get the connection between the blogpost and the blogpost title wins another fantastic opportunity to pay us an undisclosed amount of money. All kidding aside, try it. It shouldn't be that hard.]
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so the answer to ur riddle isssss..... sporty thieves wrote a song called no pigeons... good one guyz good one....well actually good one Mash....Hamza and AB didnt really do much...
ReplyDeleteOh wow - i'm hurt - i'll have u know that i am an huge advocate for inter-species relations and fully support all inter-species activities (Looking for Nemo was a great movie - it should have won an Oscar). Just because Mash brought this very timely issue to our attention - it does not mean i am not working behind the scenes to make our world more inter-species friendly. Supporting PETA is one of our pet-projects (no pun intended) and we would really like everyone out there to look at that picture again and ask yourself...Can you NOT throw money at such an adorable cause??
ReplyDeleteoh wow - did i say "looking for Nemo?" i meant "Finding Nemo" - really a typo - please do not think or a moment that this reflects poorly on our noble cause...
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is that their offspring is probably going to be the cutest, most adorable creature on earth. I think the name of this new species should be reflective of this!! Or perhaps we should name this new species Monkey Poo. For not only does it kind of sound cute, but it's also reflective of the fact that it's a monkey, and a pigeon (who's main priority, as Mashkur eloquently pointed out, is their waste).
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am a little disappointed with AB's typo. Really, I expected a lot more from the contributors of this blog. However, since you corrected this most grievous error, I will forgive you, and still contribute whatever money I have. Can I interest you in a penny, a gum ball and some lint??? That's really all that I have in my pocket at the moment!!!
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ReplyDeleteOh come on! A brown monkey with a white bird? Like honestly guys. I'm all for inter-species (hell, even inter--species-and-inanimate-objects), but some lines are not meant to be crossed. Brown and white, though highly possible, bring more problems than this racist comment of mine will. Try it and watch: somebody gotta get a hurt.
ReplyDeleteMoving along, solve this riddle you closet-racists: I am not a surgeon so I don't get to wear this but I do watch many surgeries on this channel. A hint may follow pending 1) a lack of enthusiasm to solve this stupid riddle, 2) a cause-for-worrying state wherein no one is able to solve this stupid riddle.
Good luck and God bless America!
PS madiha: what's up with you and all this lawwwww stuffff? If you're trying to represent us, you should know we don't need lawyers doing that. Our stuff is legitimate and definitely what you can call cash-magnet level. Hate the player, not the game.
Whoa whoa...you've completely missed the boat buddy. I am in no way supporting this rather absurd cause of yours. In fact, I'm doing just the opposite. It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to realize that I am using you're resources to advance my cause by filing a class action lawsuit against Smart-wannabes...bloggers in disgust .
ReplyDeleteGreat now my deep dark secret is out. I've got to come up with another evil scheme to bring this game AND all of its players down.
Nothing new there Madiha...Hamza seems to be constantly missing SOMETHING or the other. Don't worry though, I'm sure you will come up with an even BETTER scheme, and if you need any help, I would be more than happy to provide my services!!! As they say, "Two heads are better than one", so together, we'll be able to think of something.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I'd like to point out, I am not responsible for any lack of ideas, or lack of assistance my actual "helping" will bring about. I appologize for any inconvenience they may cause all parties involved!!
Kudos Taebah! It was lame, I know. But we're making progress, no?
ReplyDeleteI don't like how people are trying to exploit these two animals and trying to make money off of their cuteness. I do not condone this behaviour.
...So just tune me out and listen to AB and throw money at this adorable cause because it's so damn cute. *mash coughs, avoids eye contact*
Monkey Poo sounds like an awesome name for the offspring, but I'm sure he'll be teased in school. We don't want that, do we? I suggest we take the Pi from Pigeon and the nkey from Monkey and call him Pinky, and then we can collectively be the brain...
...and try and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Madiha...as I am taking an ebonics course, I feel there is no better time than now to put it into practice..
"ahem...why you be hayyy'ehnnn fo, yo?"
and Hamza, is this picture really far from you and AB in terms of skin tone? I mean, you're a pretty fair guy. AB's a pretty dark dude. Jealous are we?
The competition is so exciting!
ahahahahaha......omg lmao.... mash's last comment is sooooo true as far as hamza and AB are concerned....sigh this made my morning....
ReplyDeleteYes, Madiha, why exactly are you hating? I believe from your very first post, which can be effectively summarized as "You guys are retarded and there's much to hate about you guys," till now. Puuuuure hatin'! I suggest you redeem yourself by stepping down from advancing your own cause any further, and also, by donating a good chunk to us.
ReplyDeleteBTW, no takers for my riddle? Hint: it has a lot to do with Mash's riddle.
The answer to your riddle Hamza:
ReplyDeleteTlC's song, "No Scrubs"
There...now I can rest at ease!!!!
I think we all know the reasons for Madiha's hateration (yes - thats a word dammit). It all stems from a childhood of depraved acts of terror - Madiha was the kid who would cut up Barbie and Ken dolls for fun and watch us cry over the broken body parts (btw - i NEVER owned a Barbie Doll set - ESPECIALLY not the deluxe edition Barbie and Ken doll House set which was an affordable $39.99 and came with an optional garden tea party add-on.........cough cough).
ReplyDeleteAnywhoo - my point is - that Madiha is what many in the comic book world would call an "Archnemesis". If Smarticulators Inc was Superman - she is our kryptonite - so to speak - the ying to our yang.
I have only one thing to say to you Madiha - and that is this.....It was just a Doll dammit - an innocent little doll - wat did it ever do to you???? (sob)
Why thank you Ab. I'm truly honoured to have been portrayed in such an admirable manner. It is well-known that without kryptonites, superman would sorta be dull and boring and with kryptonites...he'd be well umm dead. Similarly the same logic can be applied to Madiha and Smarticulators Inc.
ReplyDeleteAs for the barbie doll comment...g'job... can't top that. However, I'd like to clarify that the true reason would be my deprivation of Polly Pockets dolls. I've always wanted one, but my parents refused to buy me the set =(
AB, AB...now, we generally agree on things. But this time bro, I can’t say I agree with you and the superman analogy. The reason being that, while I agree we are superman, I don’t quite agree with Madiha being kryptonite. Because that would indicate that in her presence, we become weak and we crumble. That is obviously totally incorrect. We instead, become stronger with her hateration. We lose fear of fear itself. We never retreat. We move forward. After all…This. Is. SMAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAA(iculators)!!!! =D
ReplyDeleteAs for who I theoretically believe Madiha corresponds to, it would probably be Johnny Cochrane. Yes, Johnny Cochrane has nothing to do with Superman. But he does have something to do with law. And there we have it.
mash, I must admire your blinding intellect. A toast to you! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are ALL fools...Gem was a MUCH better doll than either Barbie or Polly Pocket combined!!!! However, not too sure if she was better than Ken...THAT remains to be determined!!!
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