News broke out over the weekend that a man flew into the States from South Korea carrying 30 or so dead snakes along with a dead bird and pieces of several other birds. Apparently, he put them in jars and bottles and checked them in as luggage. Even though the creatures were lifeless, screeners took extra precautions because U.S. Fish and Wildlife officers warned that some of the snakes could still contain venom. The passenger, who's name is not being released, faces possible fines.
Mash's Thoughts (reader discretion is advised):
Who the **** let that mutha ****ing man get those mutha ****ing snakes on that mutha ****ing plane? So what if those mutha ****ing snakes were mutha ****ing dead? There were mutha ****ing snakes on the mutha ****ing plane regardless! This sh** ain't a mutha ****ing movie! It's mutha ****in real life!
24I think the blame should fall squarely on the shoulders of the Oompa Loompas that work there!!!! In their defence though, they're short, and probably couldn't see over the top. I think it's about time that the airport start hiring REAL people instead of those orange faced, green haired, white eyebrowed weirdos!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, hey Sheba. Let's not get personal. The fact that my face is orange, my hair is green, and my eyebrows are white have absolutely nothing to do with detecting snakes.
ReplyDeleteOompa Loompa, doopity do
I'm an OL, oh yes, it's true
Oompa Loompa, doopity dee
Dissing on them, is dissing on me.
Now quit hating on us and let's find the real mutha ****ers who let this mutha ****ing incident mutha ****ing happen!
Well if it wasn't the Oompa Loompas, then this really IS a mystery!!! Luckily for everyone, I double as a detective during the evenings (I have a little too much free time). As we speak, I'm in pursuit of this said individual!!! I have put this at the top of my list of things to do...I swear...if my middle name isn't Rumpelstiltskin, I shall catch the individual who would dare infest our aircrafts!!!! It is an insult to our aviation forefathers!!!!! *shakes fist in anger*
ReplyDeleteoh wow - mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane - who would have thought Samuel L. Jackson would have been the harbinger of such a pertinent and ACTUAL real life event. It can only mean one thing - that Mr. Jackson is in actuality the Nostradamus of our times - either that - or people actually try and mimic what he does on screen in real life (which is just plain stupid - i mean come on now...bringing snakes on a mother****ing plane?? You have got to be mother****ing kidding me). Well this brings our attention to another point that mashkur has so kindly brought forth....which is....when faced with absurd yet true life events - where do we draw the line in terms of our profanity? We here at Smarticulators Inc. do not endorse profanity and vulgarity per se - but when given such ridiculously retarded everyday news stories such as this - we can only ask....are you using Enough profanity to express your outrage?? Thank you .... that will be mother****ing all...
ReplyDeleteDear gentlemen,
ReplyDeleteWhat colourful language you guys have!!! I can only hope, that with more reading, watching tv and movies...I too will be able to enhance my vocabulary!!! Thank you so much for all of these new and exciting words!!! I shall try and use at least ONE each day!!!
Sincerely,
Sheba