The Smarticulators Anthem (Mind the flow...it's terrible I know...but it's 3am and I'm shleeepy.)
We're bloggers in dis, guys! And we're bloggers in disguise
And that's exactly what our little blogger name implies
When you get up in this space, we act as stipulators
To make sure y'all respect us, the Smarticulators
We gots...
Hamzzzzz Jalal, Guaranteed Halaal
you can't have rice and chicken, unless you got the daal
I didn't say he's dull, for, he's the daal indeed
He's lookin for a lady, for all of y'all in need
But you better not impede, this man of quicks and wits
To a short cat like me, Hamzzz stands at 6-foot-6
You can't damage him, so...how you gonna wreck'im?
The man has better looks than your boy David Beckham (ohhhh!!)
Every time you see him, you be like, whoa you've gotten taller
And no one does it better when its time to pop the collar
So the next time you see him, say hello to this fellow
And watch him pimp the colour purple like Donatello
I said before and I say it again, this man is gal-free
You wanna hook up with him? just head over to Kal-gree!
Now we got AB, and maybe, youuuuuuuuu know
That a penny of his thoughts trades higher than a Euuuuuuuuuuuuro
Busyness is AB's primary business
He leaves you in circles with his wit, causing dizziness
He could be anything he wanted, yes, even Robocop
Because he's got skilllllz on that Adobe Photoshop
He's mastered the program, oh yes he's done his homework
Heck, even Hamzz made him look like Whoopi Goldberg
He's got massive wit, within his chit-chatter
He wants your money too, currency doesn't matter.
Haters claim that he's in the process of balding
Well watch when his head is smoother than a Spalding
His game's already smooth, a sophisticated mammal
And there ain't no doubt that he's the coolest Tamil
The man is more inventive than Mr. Thomas Edison
Better recognize the man studyin Paramedicine.
And then there was Mash, who's thoughts are kinda creepy
The truth is right now, he's feelin kinda sleepy
To ensure that he's taking care of his-health
He's won't spend any time talking about himself
I'm going to bed. =D
Hands down, this is the best post EVER!
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say,
I'd be happy to pay,
And donate to your little cause, Without even a pause!
Good job Mashkur! You deserve a gold star...or maybe two...it was THAT good!
Comin straight thru like no cheques just cash,
ReplyDeletewe got the man with rap skills ma homie mash,
this bird kills wit his wit,
yes one of the above is with not wit,
yet if he wrote that it'd sound legit.
watch out now this guy's skilled and he can rap,
and i mean that literally too cuz he claims he's fat.
but ladies get all excited and shudder,
at ma man when he exposes his blubber.
the man's gangsta he's bawlin,
in a battle of wit he'll blaze thru leavin u crawlin,
so don't mess wit him, he can chew you up,
all in good taste tho he will neva screw you up,
so ladies, forget hamzz or ab,
its all bouts mash babyyyyyyy!
*brap braps*
Hahaha. Thanks Sheba =D
ReplyDeleteAnd Hamza, my claims of fattiness are not merely claims.
They are scientific facts.
I appreciate the lines big time though =D...but don't be modest...it's all about Hamzzz and AB.
twinkle twinkle little istar
ReplyDeletehow i wonder vat you are...
up above the world so high
mash's rap better than daal and chai..
wery good wery good...
okay bye shy...
Btw Mashkur...how long did it take you to compose such a work of lyrical genius? It was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Props to ya!
ReplyDeletei like how we are throwing AB around like a tamil ragdoll. meh...that's what he gets for being absent all the time.
ReplyDeleteHahaha Thanks Taebah. But Chai is kind of hard to top.
ReplyDeleteShebz...it took me about 40 minutes I think, from the time of inception to when I posted it.
I hope it was funny for the right reasons...and not for reasons such as incoherence, stupidity, craptacularity, etc.
But mad kudos for Hamza, who wrote those lines in the second comment in less than 3 minutes.
ReplyDeletewow - quite some skillz you got there brethen. I really think Hamza summed it up pretty well with his rhymes. You got some real talent there - and i'm not saying that cause i want to endorse this blog and target that huge market demographic you bring along with you Mash (although that IS an added bonus). Your truly a master at the fine art of rhythm and flows.
ReplyDeleteHaha, thanks a lot bro.
ReplyDeleteBut let's go easy on the superlatives. Question for you though...what do you make of Hamza's sentiments of you being thrown around "like a Tamil ragdoll".
haha - oh rite - the tamil ragdoll comment (i should really check this blog more often). Well seeing as i'm of brown decent and from the south asian peninsula (is it a peninsula?? who knows...anywhoo) - we weren't blessed with those high-end Barbie and Ken dolls. So we had to make do with makeshift ragdolls to take care of our basic need for comfort and support.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Hamza - you have brought back repressed memories of my early childhood - i shall now go to my corner and weep tears of regret....
AB, I say you ask Hamza for monetary compensation. Especially considering how much it will cost you for therapy ;)
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