As of late we've had some sub par attempts at humour these past few weeks (no offense Hamza and Mash). In an attempt to stem the tide of humourless posts (again - no offence Hamza and Mash) - i would like to propose a filtration system here at Smarticulators Inc (when did we become a corporation u ask? good question - i will proceed to ignore it - u smart aleck homo...sapiens).
Anywho - this filtration system will be based on meeting certain criteria for any and all future posts (sorry for not consulting with u two losers....again - no offence).
Basically my criteria is very simple:
1) The post must be short - perhaps not longer than a few sentences - thereby preventing you guys from posting anything of real relevance.
2) The post must contain at least 3 references as to why i'm greater than u two losers (no offence ofcourse).
3) The post can either start with "I wish i was AB because..." or "AB is my hero because..." - u guys have the option of chosing between the two...i'm not that picky really...
That's pretty much all i expect from here on out. And remember...here at Smarticulators Inc - we believe we can make a difference (pending AB's approval ofcourse...)
Case in point...
ReplyDeleteHamza says:
u know waht'd be funnier
Hamza says:
instead of writing homo...sapiens
Hamza says:
which really kills the joke - write homo with superscript 1
Hamza says:
and then as an endnote - write homo is abbreviation for homo sapien
AB says:
duly noted
AB says:
and dismissed
Can you say...hypocrisy?
ReplyDelete1) That post was quite the dryness in humour as well
2) That post was pretty damn long too
3) That post did not make 3 references as to why you're greater than us. That's because there aren't any references to indicate anyways.
Burn. =)
Now, I don't know if AB's requirements also include comments, but just in case:
ReplyDelete1)AB is great than...cheese?
2)AB is a hero WITH cheese
3)AB NEEDS cheese
Well, now that I've said all that, I don't really know what I wanted to say in the first place. I suppose that was your plan to begin with AB! Genius...pure genius!
btw, the first one should read GREATER than, not "great" than!
ReplyDeletepower trippiiinnn'
ReplyDeletethis should be like survivor. you should vote ppl off. ooo the excitement!!!
ReplyDeletei love how no ones posted anything yet - haha - have i managed to intimidate everyone?
ReplyDeleteGive it some time AB...I'm sure SOMEONE is thinking up a storm, hoping to destroy...I mean bring you down in a calm and gentlemanly fashion.
ReplyDeletelol - wat's it been - 8 days and counting? nice - this is quite empowering - hehe.
ReplyDeleteBro, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that exams are just around the corner.
Watch then. This place will be packed full of posts as people procrastinate. =D
'Tis the season to procrastinate. Tra la la la laaaa la laaa laaaa laaaaaa
Mashkur's right...exam time is the perfect opportunity for new material to be posted. It's only a matter of time ;)
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