Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Random conversation between Mash and me

Hamza says:

do u know that backward dude, waht's his name, hissam?

Mash says:

?

Hamza says:

yeah man

Hamza says:

this guy is mad backward

Hamza says:

i think u know him

Hamza says:

hssam

Hamza says:

never talked to him?

Mash says:

hisham?

Hamza says:

no not him

Mash says:

and backward in what sense?

Hamza says:

everything bro!

Hamza says:

from his name to like his beliefs--everything!

Mash says:

no kidding eh?

Hamza says:

does it sound like i'm kiddin

Mash says:

it's usually hard to say

Mash says:

but i guess not

Mash says:

utsc guy?

Hamza says:

yup

Mash says:

what year?

Mash says:

graduate?

Hamza says:

i think he's 4th...but like i said, everything is backwards with hssam

Mash says:

you dont have him on facebook do u?

Hamza says:

if he's 4th year he's 1st year, if he's fat, he's not, if he's dumb he's not

Hamza says:

i do actually

Hamza says:

you won't find him on my profile though

Mash says:

oh

Mash says:

k

Hamza says:

his name is backwardly spelt on my friends list

Hamza says:

bro?

Mash says:

sorry

Mash says:

mind kinda shifted back o the raptors

Mash says:

so it's spelled massih

Mash says:

?

Mash says:

missah

Hamza says:

where'd u get the i from

Hamza says:

u unobservant fool

Mash says:

lol

Mash says:

my bad hahaha

Hamza says:

so did u pull out his profile?

Mash says:

nope

Mash says:

so massh?

Hamza says:

yup

Mash says:

can't pull it out

Hamza says:

how come

Mash says:

Hamza doesn't have any friends listed with the name massh.

Hamza says:

go to my friends list bro

Mash says:

i did

Hamza says:

????

Hamza says:

what the hell

Hamza says:

i'm talking to him right now

Hamza says:

did he delete his account again

Hamza says:

ok sorry bout that bro, i thought u knew mash

Mash says:

mash?

Mash says:

no bro, i don't know any mash, care to share more details?

Hamza says:

yeah, his BACKWARDS name is HSAM and I"M TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW, LIKE THIS VERY MOMENT

Mash says:

lol bro, stop with the screaming, how am i supposed to knwo who ur talkign to

Mash says:

hmmm, backward hsam, i wonder who that could be, i mean this very moment ur talking to me, not some guy named (backwardly) hsam???

Hamza says:

lol...aren't u a blonde today...u don't get it eh?

Mash says:

lol...u talking about AB?

Hamza says:

no i'm talking about you

Mash says:

k wtf???

Hamza says:

figure it out guy...

Mash says:

i so don't get it man...help me out...

Hamza says:

whats ur name backward bro?

Mash says:

rukhsam?

Hamza says:

oh gosh...ok now take the ruk part out...

Mash says:

why

Hamza says:

frikkin guy, just do it!

Mash says:

k...hsam...? OH!!!!! hhahahahah! LOL good one...

Hamza says:

u totally killed it man


5 comments:

  1. LISTEN TO ME U FOOL! Yes YOU JALAL...This dumb riddle of yours is getting kind of old...can't you come up with new material? You backward ahi dam!!!

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  2. lol...and that last bit was totally fabricated...all that AB fluff was more made up than christina aguilera's face

    and to be clear...i sincerely thought his name was hssam (like hissam)...and so when i was reading it backwards...i read massh...like MASS...

    take out one of the s's...and i become less blonde lol

    hamza was just upset that the updog didn't work on me lol =P

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  3. aaaaaaaand another way to know where it's fabricated...

    i never say talkign or knwo...and when i do...i automatically correct myself...

    that's right hamza....you may won the war...but at least i won this battle...=P

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  4. EL OH EL.....DUMMY!!!

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  5. Mashkur, perhaps people in Calgary use "talkign" or "knwo". All I can say is that Hamza is a dam nam and his riddles are as creative as four white walls at a mental institution.

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