I have a lot of readers who just don't pick up on the fact that this blog is a collaborated venture. They think it's all me (since they don't know you). And they praise me incessantly; for example, according to them, the best entry that's been written is about my "Near Death Experience". (Hamzz giggles like a school girl.)
But, you know, being trained as a Masters student has taught me an important thing in life: how to read papers.
Back to the topic at hand: I had a dream last night in which I stole something from someone and then I was being chased by pitbulls because of it. So, I need to stop stealing your credit, just like you both need to stop stealing mine. (I can just see Mash gaining all the sympathies from the girlies for his terrible landlord experience. Don't think I didn't know; it doesn't help when you decide to mack the same girls that I am.)
So let's change the name and incorporate the word "collaboration" in there somehow. What say yous?
BTW, if you're not AB and Mash, you can still attend this secret meeting, and, in fact, contribute as well. Mostly likely though we will not care for what you have to say. So please do comment, your suggestions are most welcome (futile).
The first (secretly exclusive) meeting was co-chaired and attended by the following delegates in the fall of 2007 (may their so-called humour be accepted and syndicated into a national parody one day):
Perhaps the title came from the effect Transformers had on all of you.
ReplyDeleteThat's beside the point though...I didn't realize there were THREE of you!!!! I thought there were only two and a half! Where did this extra half of a person come in? Oh I have so been in the dark! I blame my somewhat slow internet connection!
Also, I agree that you should change the name. It needs to be reflective of this overwhelming amount of "togetherness" that you all exude for each other.
(After making her suggestion, Sheba retreats to the shadows, where she waits until further notice)
i have a few points to make.
ReplyDeleteFirtly - i resent being called to a meeting in which i must change the name of our sacred Blog title...
Secondly - You forged my signature on the pic you put up - that is an invasion of my privacy (i think?)
Thirdly - You put up a pic of me balding - which will undoubtedly cause us to lose whatever viewership we might have had in the past....
Fourthly - i like to make random points - so i can look smart
Fifthly - is that even a word? "Fifthly"? who knows - while we're contemplating this we might as well question our very existence and the meaning of life in general...
Sixthly - I'm running out of points to make - and didnt i say i only had a "FEW" points anyways? That's so typical - i'm such an attention whore....
Seventhly - [picks nose]
Eithly - [picks other nose]
Ninthly - That is all the issues i have - i will find more issues to be offended by should the need arise
My signature is far more complex than what was forged.
ReplyDeleteIt has 1 more squiggle.
Sheba, the 2.5 number you have is accurate - the 3 is only a formality to give short people like myself equal rights. But I'm pretty short. Therefore, I stipulate on myself that I am to be considered a half of a person.
However, after recent studies, we have learned that I'm kind of fat, such that I could be equivalent to two people.
2 x 0.5 = 1
This is why we are now 3 full people, because my height and weight equate to 1 normal person.
Furthermore, to illustrate our "togetherness"...I, myself, alone, solely, on my own, have come up with potential names for the blog.
ReplyDeleteThere's No I in TEAM, But There Is An M + E
Mashkur's Amazing Blog
Mashkur's Really Amazing Blog
Mashkur and Friends' Amazing Blog
Mashkur and Friends' Really Amazing Blog
Me, Myself, and I (and AB and Hamza)
I'm not the type of guy that's cocky. But these are some really awesome names, don't you guys think?
Mashkur, I think this one is the best:
ReplyDeleteMashkur and Friends' Really Amazing Blog
It makes you guys sound like you have your own special on TV, or are famous somehow. Thus with a title like that, people would probably be more willing to donate. The others should definitely take this title into consideration!
I like "Me, Myself, and I"..except in brackets u should put (and those other guys)
ReplyDeleteI mean, do you really think they should get a spot in the official title? C'mon now..one lives in Alberta (honestly..who lives in Alberta? (no offense))...and the other has no hair..(offense intended).
Can a sane person really take these guys seriously??
hey nitole...aren't you the cowboy-hat--loving girl? aren't you the one who sports them in your outfit?
ReplyDeleteyeah, well, on the one hand you scoff at us. but, deep down, you wish to be like us. boo ya.
rawr - catfight....
ReplyDeleteahhh u got me..*sniff sniff*...u damn albertans and ur 6% tax..i can't handle it..its just not fair..(sobbing)
ReplyDelete(side note: mr.anonymous's dash seems mighty familiar to that of AB's infamous dash style...interesting)
is it just me or does AB look ultra cute in that shot?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the hair? Or more like the LACK of hair.
ReplyDeleteThanks for agreeing with me Sheba. I was beginning to think I was all alone in this opinion.
ReplyDeleteIf we're going to be renaming this blog - i would appreciate it if u left my hair out of this. My hair did nothing to deserve ur scorn/sarcasm. If my hair had a personality it would be the type of hair that got along with all other types of hairs, it wouldnt discriminate against a brown toupee or a black toupee or even a white toupee for that matter. My hair would have been impartial towards all colours of toupees.
ReplyDeleteThat being said - i would like to suggest we rename our blog - "Smarticulators....bloggers IN disguise."
The change is subtle - yet i think it speaks volumes as to our lack of grammatical coherence in any one post...
AB, if your hair had that personality, I'm assuming you'd have clown hair...big, puffy and colourful.
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