What do I want part 1

I have been meaning to advertise my position for the longest while, but have just been slightly busy. However, lately a lot of girls have been asking me out, and so, like anything else in life, I have conditions. Before I get into that, I wanted to share some recent conversations on MSN:

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Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
yeah, that's true
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
wat??
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
oye!
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
ji?
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
u wanna go catch a movie or sumtim tomorrow night?
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
lol is hamza askin me outtzzz????
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
hehe, ur hot man...who wouldn't?
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
say wat?
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
why the hell u makin me repeat what i just wrote...its frikkin msn, just scroll up dummy
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
have u even seen me b4?
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
no and don't have to. u don't need to see hotness to know hotness..
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
wtf? u asshole, how could you say somethin stupid like that, and here i was gettin so serious too...u kno wat, u...just get out of my life
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
u askin me out gudiyaa?
GuDiYaa DiLwaaaLi SaJnee says:
yes, out of my life and i'm blockin u right this moment, good bye u ass
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
siiiick, man u girls love me, always askin me out

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Here's another example:
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Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
what do you mean! i think we men were supposed to be breadwinners and you 'gals' supposed to stay home and look after the food and kids
~* Sumedha *~ says:
ok ok, enough jokin yo...lol...i'm serious now, ur gettin on my nerves..how many times i gotta tell you i'm feminist and all, and there are certain things in life i don't appreciate, not even as jokes
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
what, can't handle the truth?
~* Sumedha *~ says:
what??
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
look, it's simple human nature man. if you look throughout history, we men have to take care of you girls and provide for you
~* Sumedha *~ says:
we can SO look after ourselves you chauvinistic ass, i cant believe u
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
and pleasure you and make sure you are comfortable in the home...but dammit man, stop all this nonsense talk of 'oh woman = man'--no they don't! even the titles are different!
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
noooooo man, you guys can definitely take care of yourself. i'm not saying you can't, it's just that the world is a rough battleground and i don't want pretty jewels getting rust out there. beauty should be kept insde, pearls within the shell.
~* Sumedha *~ says:
omg, i can't believe you, are you being serious!!! first of all you dumb grad student in science, jewel's don't rust. secondly, what the hell is up with this weakling woman attitude? i dont get it man, i KNOW you're not like this. well i hope you aren't...i don't know anymore, i'm confused. are you really seroius about all this?
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
sumedha, look, i am the biggest woman's equality person out there. ask anyone of the people who know me...i ALWAYS stand up for you guys
~* Sumedha *~ says:
umm...we don't need to be looked after like we're toddlers or something. but thanks for the thought.
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
straight up. the point is that i do believe there are certain things women are just incapable of doing EFFICIENTLY; making money and being smart are not their domain.
~* Sumedha *~ says:
you pig! you are so unbelievably typical...i had hopes in you man...
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
hooooooooooly crap...u know waht forget this...MSN is not the place to be serious, you're completely misunderstanding me. i love women yaar...in fact, i wanna marry one! speaking of marrying women, the first step is getting to know them. waht say?
~* Sumedha *~ says:
YEAH RIGHT. get the **** out of my life.
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
oh hoh, SOMEONE wants to go out iwth me...
~* Sumedha *~ says:
wtf??? man, you are nice deep inside. i hope you don't ruin your personality with this stupid chauvinistic condescending shit that you're on about. in any case, i've had it with you. it was nice knowing you. have a nice life..goodbye hamza
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
whoa whoa wait, what the...???

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A final example:
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Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
hey girl
y r guys so damn idiotic! says:
hi!
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:
wanna go out...?
y r guys so damn idiotic! says:
...on a date, u mean?
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:

y r guys so damn idiotic! says:
with u? pssh. yea, rite.
Hamzu bamzu-"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."-Lincoln <== straight up foos! says:

y r guys so damn idiotic! says:


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So as you can see, I'm being asked out quite a lot these days. Naturally, all this is flattering, but I have got to approach things the right way. So, my next post will be an outline of what qualities I am looking for in my girl. Until then, girls, try and resist me. You too, AB and Mash.

NONE OF THESE CONVOS TOOK PLACE. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE EXIST. I JUST MADE IT UP. It's weird how no one of the readers so far got that.