"The case's owner, a 57-year-old Iranian businessman, had reported it missing as he prepared to board a flight in Duesseldorf airport. A policewoman later found it -- ransacked, but still containing the two cash-filled envelopes"
Mash's thoughts:
Ok guys, the plan was laid down perfectly. AB schemed the plan (mostly because AB just loves to scheme), Hamza was supposed to carry out Mission Improbable, and I was supposed to just stand around and look pretty. Once the plan was in full motion, I already knew I was going to fail my part of the job (I mean, me? Look pretty? That is Mission Impossible. That doesn't deter away from the fact that Hamza, threw away such an opportunity?! Literally!
Oh well. All of you readers (Yes, all 4.5 of you), watch out. Your briefcases will be stolen and thrown away next. (Next time, please make the cash more visible)
[Disclaimer: Okay, so as usual. I have to provide a disclaimer. We didn't actually attempt to steal the briefcase, and in fact, we had nothing to do with it in any way, shape, or form. So before the authorities arrest us, let me say clearly, that we are not involved in this at all. We're just providing humour for our readers. And the design of the theft was all AB's idea. There! I confessed! I confessed! Can I get a more lenient sentence now?]
[Disclaimer to the Disclaimer: The disclaimer above is also intended for humorous purposes, so please, we are only joking. We are NOT involved in the theft of this briefcase. Thank you for your understanding]
6 comments:
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! First, I'd like to ask...4.5 readers??? Who's the poor guy who is the .5 reader...and more important, is that a crack at their height??? Secondly...I could have fully believed you three would have been responsible for such a task!!! Especially since you said that Hamza was responsible for the briefcase being thrown out!!!!
I suggest that if you guys ever DO decide plan some big heist...please watch Ocean's 11-13, Italian Job, or any of those movies for tips!!!! Good luck!!!! (You'll need it!!!)
Sheba, sheba, sheba. Now why must you always look at things in a negative light? When I say we have 4.5 readers, who said it had to be .5 of a person that represents the .5?
Perhaps its a 1.5 for amazing readership and contribution, and yes Sheba, it is you who is worth the 1.5 people. Of course, us being sham-artists, took our two other our readers and made them also 1.5worthy. (mostly to beef up our statistics and to show you out there that you're all special =) )
Of course, your comment that insinuates that we lack the ability to pull off a crazy heist is absolutely spot on. Why do you think I was so bitter in the disclaimer? Because I knew we'd NEVER be able to pull something like that off!
it was such a simple plan Mash - all u had to do was put on a little makeup and touch up ur lovely eyebrows with a tad bit of Maybelline. Was that too much too ask? was it now? a god-dayyumed simple little plan! arrgh! (AB screams at the sky and the camera pans out as he kneels on the pavement - with rain dripping down his teary-mascara-soaked face)
Well I feel special, I am consider 1.5 worth of a person!!!! I mean, I thought my comments weren't appreciated...but now I see they were!!!! They really like me, they really, really like me!!!!! *Sheba takes a bow* First and foremost, I'd like to thank God, and my parents...thanks for always believing in me!!!! Next, I'd like to thank all of you...my...ummm, "fans"...hahahahaha!!!!
Ok, that's enough of that...I think after AB's tear soaked, mascara running antics...well, all I can say is, I think we've had enough dramatics for ONE night!!!
AB...AB...
You have to understand, I can't physically touch up my eyebrows, for the very fact that I don't have eyebrows. I have an eyebrow - more commonly known as the unibrow. Can't you see that thrusting me into such a pivotal, and scandalously sexy role was an absolute mistake from the getgo? Honestly speaking, that mascara soaked face of yours would have done wonders for the plan. I've seen it work many, many times in the 4 Bollywood movies I've watched over the course of my life. Oh well, we live and we learn. We'll succeed next time.
Sheba, with regards to your excessively long speech, because we didn't have the necessary music to shoo you off stage, we have decided to take back the award.
Naw kidding. You're too cool for that. The award is still yours. Keep rambling awwwwwwwnnnn sista!!!!!
I'm glad you let me keep the award, because, I would have found a way to get it, and run off with it. Yeah, I would have pulled my own Mission Impossible/Italian Job or whatever!!!! Also, Mashkur, if you HAD touched up your eyebrows, or eyebrow...can you imagine what a SHOCK that would have been for the world??? It would have been like Anil Kapoor without his moustache!!!!! (sorry for the Bollywood reference)...I'm kidding though!!!! Oh my, you're right...I DO ramble on!!!! :S I'm ending this comment...regardless of if I'm made my point (or ANY point for that matter) in an effort to keep this relatively short...well, shorter than usual at least!!!!
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