Hello all.
I am Mash. You can call me Mashy, Mash Potatoes, Mashcarena, Mashkara (who some individuals have officially adopted as my name), Mashquerade, and some other vulgar ones that are a little too much for an introduction. I am a man of principle. Well, many principles actually. One principle, is you can call me whatever you want, so long as I know, that you are talking, to me.
If you guys have had the unfortunate experience of actually seeing me around, and worse, actually looking at my face, you will know that my inclusion into the Smarticulators is nothing more than being the token ugly fellow in the group to help make those around me look more beautiful. I say that's absolutely rubbish. Me? Brought in to make others look better? Please. Get real. That's absolutely insulting and degrading.
AB and Hamza are blessed with intense beauty, and you definitely don't need to use my ugliness to show that.
I digress.
Okay, I realize that I am rambling. And when I ramble, I end up relaying my life story and I'd much rather prefer to keep this post short (because that's the kind of guy I am - I'm short - get it? get it?).
So I will keep it simple now and merely state what my purpose is in this vast, diverse collection of 3 bloggers.
I am taking business administration, and since this venture is fueled with the craving of money, my fellow bloggers (in disguise) feel that my expertise will actually bring in the revenue. As much as I know they are wrong, I will do my best to prove them right.
[fine print: yeah right, cough cough...even if I bring money in, I'll probably keep it all to myself anyways. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaah]
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Hahahahaha...Maskhur, your idea of a short blog and/or message is pretty much the same as me!!!!! You ramble on so much, you eventually lose sight of why you were writing in the first place!!!! However, I can see you did up actually getting to the point...hehehe!!!!
I'm sure you'll get people to shell out some money...although I don't know HOW...but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out!!! Perhaps bribary, or blackmail...I mean, ummmm...provide incentives :D If THAT doesn't work...well, I'm sure you'll figure it out, and won't have to come up with a back up plan :S
Blackmail? Bribery? Sheba, do you really think I, or anyone amongst us here, could stoop that low?
I, being a man of many principles, would much rather engage in more ethical business practices. For example, stealing your money when you're not looking, and then embezzling it into my own pocket. Or perhaps selling Abdamza Habdullah's bodies may also generate positive amounts of revenue. Maybe I'll even put this blog, this blog that I have no actual legal entitlement to, up on E-Bay and let the bidding begin. For those of you that have not noticed, I am a protege of the two legendary bloggers who have posted before me. I am learning to explore the benefits of scamming, stealing, and soliciting money. Thank you AB and Hamza for your continued moral guidance. And thank you Sheba, for your continued (we're still waiting for the money) support =)
I just realized something...I spelt your name wrong AND bribery!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! Well, that's just sad!!! Anyway, as usual, your comments/posts provide much amusement to the reader!!!! So I don't mind supporting you guys...although like I said before, my support is usual emotional and moral support than monetary!!! Oh, and I liked Abdamza Habdullah...that cracked me up...although I had to be silent, for fear of people at work thinking I'm crazy (although I think they're starting to realize I am!!!) Hahahaha!!!! Yeah, so as long as you guys keep posting things, I'll keep reading, commenting and providing my usual brand of support :D
Spelling my name wrong is one thing. As much as you think you are in the wrong, you must realize that I'm even more wrong for not having realized my own name was mispelled.
I'm happy to see you're having a good time Sheba. If you're not going to give us financial support, it's okay. You can, instead, find other people to read this blog, and have them donate their money, and that would be just as sweet. :)
I think I can do that...I've worked in customer service long enough to know how to sell people things!!!! I'll think of a catchy slogan or some kind of gimmick so that you guys get noticed. Unfortunately, I don't have anything up my sleeve as of yet...but I'm working on!!! I don't really have much else to do these days, so this'll definitely occupy my time!!!
ur funny. i think i will definitely send u the money ur fresh innovative style deserves.
Wow. An "anonymous" donor. How exciting!
Now of course, we will need your name (this will somehow keep you anonymous), your credit card number and date of expiry, along with other financial information to "facilitate" the donation process.
Thank you for your support.
We will make sure your donations do not go to waste (I really could use a PlayStation 3)
Thank you once again for your thoughts. =)
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